*** Adrenaline Heights *** Park Name: Adrenaline Heights --- Rides: I will hate you f Cathexis Funhanger 2.0 Hello Kitty's Rocket Rescue Loremantes' Thing The Stalll The Bobsled Burial The Gingieale Bathroom The Gram Tram The Headbanger The Screw-Up The Up Down Thing sapirwhorf Fries the_snowman ice cream info --- Banners: Buttsville --- Handymen: Creep Sandwhich duber_ pikminlover72 --- Mechanics: link2006 pickl3z --- Security Guards: silent_sc *** Alton Towers *** Park Name: Alton Towers --- Rides: "In the protection zone." (6) install and Adventureland Adventureland Carousel Adventureland Slide Along hair color(2)on the 2nd - Bagshaws Beach, "Bless the Lord, wild Black Hole Blade Chirac, in Corkscrew Corner Coffee Corner coffee 2 Cred Street Diner 1 Cred Street Diner 2 Crown Carousel Doodle-do Derby Energizer From GUN 3D Cinema 1 Giftshop Haunted House Ice Show Kiddy's Theatre Log Flume Monorail Mother: Nemesis Oblivion Of the company. Ripsaw River Rapids Riverbank Eye-spy Runaway Mine Train Skyride Squirrel Nutty Monorail Teacups The Funhanger The Pentagon is building a myth The Rehydrator Toyland Tours Tractor ride Tundra Swan boats Wilson Ugbugs Ugdancer Vintage Cars --- Banners: IF YOU LEAVE YOU DIEEEEeeeeeee RIP The Alton 18 --- Handymen: Mr. (6) install and amadeus484 argaban bronzebacon charlesketch cyprus2056 frostifrost haswell_wowp pacey12 reecer6 thehead torpedobench vucas --- Mechanics: appingo diabloman1 doinkies evilhom3r feeerc giacomand gravedigguh n_3_ar nikos_is_god rezkain ruby151chan tnpof ubbergubbert usmellpickle14 wraxend --- Security Guards: cynicalokie kitty_empress liong0d shaper xunknownxgamerx *** White Water Park *** Park Name: Toxic Sewage Water World --- Rides: BP Executive Office BP: Burger Petroleum British Patroleum PR Booth Ebola Cola Exxon Valdez Slip n' Slide FREE* Umbrella! Happy Corrosive Fun Time Happy Toxic Fun Time NASCAT Park Replenishment Center Piss Poor Refreshment The BP Experience The BP Getaway Train The BP Shareholder Experience The Firestone Experience The Global Warmer The Great Dispersant Adventure The Mike Rowe Memorial Raceway Wastewater Treatment Adventure --- Handymen: Captain Planet Mike Rowe Mk. II Radioactive Waste Disposer --- Mechanics: Inept Engineer UN Inspector Valdez Baby Sitter --- Entertainers: Tony the Tiger Hayward *** Arid Heights *** Park Name: Arid Heights --- Rides: Bumper Cars 1 Cycle Crapway Ferris Wheel 1 Go Karts 1 JUST GET TO THE END ;_; JUST TAKE THE SHORTCUT DAMMIT Monorail Tim Montezuma's Revenge Panda-Go-Round REALLY FUN CARS OH GOD IT'S 3AM Scrambled Eggs 1 Shuttle Loop Super Exciting The Ambien Ascent The Big Swirling DISAPPOINTMENT The Bladder Capacity Simulator The Dolphin Dive The Fun Ride The Haunted whatever The MidnightTrain Going Nowhere The Pagoda Punisher The Quadruple Windsor The Right-Side-Up House You Only Ride Once --- Banners: Bring your grandparent to... LIES LIES LIES LIES OF LIES THE PARK TRUTH WELCOME TO --- Guests: BIG FAST JERK King of the Hedge Melciore NOT 20000 NUMBER 1999? Rustbatman --- Handymen: ad_lucem danlo denjix: drophop: godzilla03 kitty_empress: neboh420 rustbatman: sandwiches_time the_angry_scientist wisekrnfool wishbone82: --- Mechanics: charlesketch imokwiththis kaizerkopaka mrm13d: psym0nkey: *** Barony Bridge *** Park Name: Barony Bridge --- Rides: Are We Having Fun Yet? Can You Feel It, Mr. Krabs? Gabe Newell's Day Off GeorgeHarrison's Boating School HOOPLA In Memory of Guest 2537 ;_; In Memory of Guest 789 John Lennon's Boating School Paul McCartney's Boating School Ringo Starr's Boating School Son of DMV The Scam Slide The Scamwich --- Guests: BIG JERK Tapioca Pudding *** Paradise Pier *** Park Name: The Poop Deck --- Rides: Davey Jones' Revenge Davy Jones' Locker Davy Jones' Logger Davy Jones' Revenge's Revenge Delicasea Merry-Go-Drown Run and Brine Scramble Me Timbers Shiver Me Fenders Shiver Me Timbers Tales of Booty The Barnacle Buster The Crow's Nest The Island Airlock --- Banners: It probably won't crash! It probably won't crash! --- Handymen: Swab N. DeDeck --- Mechanics: Pillagey McWoodenLeg --- Security Guards: Walka DePlank *** Blackpool Pleasure Beach *** Park Name: Blackpool Pleasure Beach --- Rides: 1001 Troubles 3D Cinema 1 Alice's Wonderland Alpine Golf Avalanche Beaver Creek Log Flume Big Dipper Black Hole Burger King Cableway Chinese Puzzle Maze Derby Racer Dodgems Funny Bonez GIF House (Not Jiff) Ghost Train Go Karts Goldmine Goldmine Fudge Grand National Grand Prix Ice Blast Irn Bru Revolution Kenny Loggin's Wild Ride Log Flume Maxim's Flying Machine Monorail Noah's Ark Pepsi Max Big One Pleasure Beach Express Ribshack Cafe River Caves Rollercoaster Space Invader Steeplechase (Lane 1) Steeplechase (Lane 2) Superbowl 1 Superbowl 2 Swamp Buggies TWC Support Line Experience The Roommate The Spalding Tower Titleist Golf Ball Cinema Turtle Chase Valhalla Vikingar Vintage Cars Wild Mouse Zipper Dipper --- Banners: Beaver Creek Bourbon St. Cafe & Bar Entrance Entrance Entrance Exit Exit Grand National North Car Park River Caves Rollercoaster South Car Park Space Invader Steeplechase The Arena The Glôbe Theatre --- Guests: Gudrun S. --- Handymen: adeptdrunk arclegger balsagna6 bounceyboy dargoria dcal2008 devilette hopelessperson jethrotex katespk keitarosan kitty_empress lovespokemon500 martyrlz mrgreatape myalternatename nolderrivlen p51mustang1942 pineapplewill spazz6867 speedraep tosstriss vsrelated wommbatt xj3st312 --- Mechanics: alohnahatnisn blakcireire 10101ijfsd cdinfals codefpreorebis deftctasteypopcones ev9lrhomer23 mayberi mgrgunrymptunky sijsdfif_jsdfs_indesiviceicecie *** Bumbly Beach *** Park Name: Korean Nuclear Fun Palace --- Rides: Artificial Nourishment Center Capitalist Re-Education of Fun Experimental Botanical Facility Glorious N. Korean Navy Glorious Rationing Center Glorious Red Army Chariot Glorious Truth Center Glorious Vertical Enjoyment Hidden Missile Silo Mandatory Consumption Center Merry-Go-Gulag Merry-Go-Round-Up-The-Traitors Merry-Go-Spin-and-Leave Most Wonderful Success Coaster Not a Nuclear Missile Silo Pay No Attention to This Tower People's Astral Defense Units People's Majestic Rod of Power Spiral Excursion Tunnel The Fast and the Glorious The Kim Jong Illusion The Mobile Oppression Unit Traitor Elimination Center You Ate Enough --- Banners: BE A GOOD COMERADE KIM KORNER NO CAPITALISM ALLOWED THE PARTY IS WATCHING --- Guests: AMERICAN PIG BLUE-COLOR-LIKER CAPITALIST SCUM CIA ASSASSIN DANGEROUS FOREIGNER FOREIGN AMBASSADOR FREE THINKER GOOGLE SEARCHER GOVERNMENT SATIRIST HIPPY HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVIST IMPERIALIST JAPANESE WHALER JOURNALIST KIM JONG ILL IMPERSONATOR LAZY WORKER MISSIONARY NICKLEBACK FAN NUCLEAR SCIENTIST OBNOXIOUS QUESTIONER PROPAGANDIST SOCIALIST MALCONTENT SOCIALIST SYMPATHIZER SOUTHERN DIPLOMAT SUSPECTED GUY SYSTEM DOUBTER TRAITOROUS INFORMANT UN INSPECTOR UN PEACE KEEPER UNUSABLE WORKER WESTERN FREE-THINKER WESTERN REVOLUTIONIST WORLD CUP SOCCER PLAYER --- Handymen: Indoctrinated Cleanser Non-Oppressed Workman Rehabilitated Captive --- Mechanics: Liberated Worker Unforced Laborer --- Security Guards: "Fun" Enforcer Democracy Eliminator Dissenter Correction Officer Free-Thought Extractor Freedom Preserver Jaw Recalibrator Public Humiliation Enforcer The Behavior Adjuster The Public Rehabilitator Thought Monitor --- Entertainers: Glorious Leader's Eyes & Ears *** Butterfly Dam *** Park Name: MonotoneTim Horton's --- Rides: 3D Kappa Chino A Latte Umbrellas Caffeinated Enriched Meat Tubes Caffeine High Cap-uccino Coffee StainTHINGS I DON'T KNOW Decaf Diuretic Dreams Gravuccino Javalanche Locamocha Starfishbucks That 2:30 Feeling The Big Drip The Caffeine Crash The Coffee Bar The Coffee Grinder The Coffee Run The Percolator --- Handymen: Joe The Barista --- Mechanics: The Bean Picker *** Canary Mines *** Park Name: Independence, Missouri --- Rides: 200lbs of Meat An Ox Ran Off Bad Water Cholera Coaster Dysentery Drop Dysentery: The Experience Ford It! Grueling Pace Simulator Matt's General Store Steady Pace Take a Ferry; Wait 6 Days The Broken Leg The Caulked Wagon The Chimney Rock Rider The Dalles The Snake River Crossing The Wagon Thing You Found Some Wild Fruit --- Handymen: A Mormon Traveler Big Louie --- Mechanics: Demon Child Mechanic Jebediah That Buffalo Indian Guy *** Coaster Canyon *** Park Name: AOL Chatroom Canyon --- Rides: 21/f/nj BIoody Shamrocks HOLY ROLLER WTF? [[[[[[[[[[[TRISHA]]]]]]]]]]]]]] any fine men in here? cockservation deck? i did the online date joy (not sure) love hershey's syrup nutz from the apocalypse projectchixuncut u like very large ;) --- Handymen: Big Poppa310 Holdemchamp2005 Magooie!! Pink pjs345 --- Mechanics: Angelsmilsalot *** Coaster Crazy *** Park Name: Coaster Crazy --- Rides: DINOSAUR BURGER STUFF GOAWAY IDTIGTF Jurassic Barf Merry-Go-Whatever New Jersey Reel 1 Nobody Thinks About Information Overwhelmingly Underwhelming THE BOBSPLODER THE DINOTRAIN THE NECK SNAPPER The Bone Zone The Griefosaurus The Prehistoric Rage --- Handymen: daburninatorrr kingherald radical643 sileem --- Mechanics: deceptikhaaan neutraljin01 *** Crater Lake *** Park Name: Crater Lake --- Rides: "Not Made from Victims" Burgers 2Fast2Furious 2: Fast Furiouser Aquaman's Hangover Bill Nye's Retirement House Count Chocula's Summer Home FREE MARKET CAPITALISM Here Comes Honey Choo Choo I DON'T See Dead People Large, Medium Merry-Go-Down-The-Drain Merry-No-Funeral-Go-Round More Fun than Swan Boats Please Come Back. ;_; Ron Paul's Whimsical Jalopy The "Nobody Got Scrambled" Ride The Splash Attack The"DON'T THINK OF CRASHES"Ship There are no dead people to see Ticket to Go Kart Waterless Slide Wet n' Mild --- Banners: PREPARE TO BARF --- Guests: Pal Pual Ron Paul --- Handymen: astronomygoon destientity: terribadful: --- Mechanics: alexkay polygaming --- Entertainers: Grave Digger 1 *** Crazy Craters *** Park Name: Crazy Craters --- Rides: "Less Exciting than Expected" 4D Cinema 1 HELL-ocopter Kel's Dream Coaster Still Shorter than the Go Karts The Heart Stopper The Panda's Death Trap The Ride that Doesn't Explode Waiting for Godot-Karts Waiting for the Drop necroterra+band_of7+Ebianbluefo --- Guests: Mr. Smiles Skrillex --- Handymen: ad_lucem billgarrr bukkakewindmill cylushylia gosupancake hannycow: lexaion mr_brootal necroterra onbeygir paulehfan123 vanherrmann vlalexsdo vucas: willster132: --- Mechanics: Pelvicvictory cordless_robot THE SLACKER karmicblack: notchos --- Entertainers: Darzoz *** Crumbly Woods *** Park Name: iPark --- Rides: Click Wheel Comment Box Deposit Crapp Store DiePod Nano Genius Bar OSX Cat Cars One Button Wonder Terms of Use fryPod iBoost iColi iFizz iFloat iScream for iCream iSplode --- Banners: A Magical Ride Experience --- Handymen: Disgruntled Adobe Employee Foxconn Employee iClean, iSweep! --- Mechanics: Steve Jobs Steve Wozniak *** Diamond Heights *** Park Name: Bill Clinton's House o' Fun --- Rides: Al Gore's Global Warming Center Baracknaphilia Baracknaphobia Campaign Promises Canadian Embassy Central Umbrella Agency Church Custard's Last Stand DMV: The Afterparty DMV: The Airlock DMV: The Experience Dick Cheney's Wild Ride Freedom Fries Guantanamo Bay: The Experience Jackson's Trail of Tears Roosevelt's Rough Riders State The FUNderground Railroad The National Debt The Other White House The Stock Market Swirl WATERBOARD YOUR THIRST Wikileaks --- Banners: MV: The Airlock --- Handymen: Martin Van Buren Milard Filmore --- Mechanics: Alexander Hamilton Andrew Jackson Ben Franklin Bill Clinton --- Security Guards: Arnold Schwarzenegger --- Entertainers: William Taft *** Pokey Park *** Park Name: The Not So Satisfying Park --- Rides: 7-Down Audit: The Ride! Bland and Jerry's Cardboard Sticks Cycle of Monotony Desk Job: The Ride Ethanol Refuel Station Fifty Cent Stop-and-Go Hole in the Ground It Goes Down and Turns Kernel Error Lackluster Rotation Wheel Log Ride (Bring Your Own Water) NASTRAIN 3: Daily Commute Potatoes Not Included Reconstituted Sweat The Blank Stare Booth The Foot High Club The Meh-ry Go Round The Pendulum of Monotony The Steel Back and Forth Thing --- Handymen: Ivana Newjob Recession Statistic --- Mechanics: Convict on Parol Failed Engineer --- Security Guards: Ex-Football Player My Badge is Plastic --- Entertainers: College Dropout *** Dragon's Cove *** Park Name: Dragon's Cove --- Rides: House of Wizards! ALL THESE SUGGESTIONS ARE AWFUL BOB Eat n' Barf It Goes U Merry-Go-Tim Okay...? Papa Slide Space Pig Dinner THE FLYING SEA CUCUMBER THE FUNHANGER The Snoop Dogg Memorial FryShop Waffle House: The Experience okaboomz's Butt plug. --- Banners: SERIOUSLY WHO BARFS UP HERE?! --- Handymen: clanep codefeenix kuronekovamp mchammerpenguin swordmonster --- Mechanics: finecraft patcdr --- Security Guards: luigiblanket *** Dusty Desert *** Park Name: Dusty Desert --- Rides: Emergency Umbrellas Green Merry-Go-Frown Red Yellow holytemplar's Lucky Ride Thing ignatius_c's Non-Exploding Ride the_angry_scientist's House tyriounet's BIGCOOL GUESS THING xboxrulz56's Sorta-Bacon-Ride --- Banners: THE HAT DISTRICT --- Handymen: goloyism itussle johnnypotsmoke --- Mechanics: lowharne *** Dynamite Dunes *** Park Name: Dynamite Dumps --- Rides: An Offer You Can't Refuse Beef Burger: Totally Not Cat Big Boats: A Wet Dumping Dream Big Rigs: Desert Storm BigTony's Waterboard Experience Cop Out: The Ride Diluted Acidic Compounds Dynamite Blaster KARTCEPTION KARTCEPTKART Merry-Dyslexia-Round-Go Merry-Go-Kill-Your-Family Merry-Go-Kill-Yourself PUKEATRON: On the Wall Partially "Legal" Treats Pride and Prejudice: The Ride Propaganda Station Shits n' Giggles The Swinging Thing Titanic: 100% Authentic! Turning Left: The Experience War and Peace: The Ride --- Banners: PIT OF SHAME --- Handymen: Cleana DeTrash Moppa DeSpew Scrubba DePuke --- Mechanics: Banga De'Nails Fixa De'Rides Turna DeBolts --- Security Guards: Busta DePunks Catcha DeCrooks --- Entertainers: Pedo DeBear Scara DeKids *** Forest Frontiers *** Park Name: Tim Frontiers --- Rides: Crapshack Diabetes on a Stick Hitler's Soda Shoppe Kappa Koaster Tim-Go-Round Volcano Bakeburger Wooden Up Down Thing *** Evergreen Gardens *** Park Name: Evergreen Gardens --- Rides: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? Another Damned Bathroom Aperature Soda Barbaric Panda Bathroom 0 Better than the Topiaries Bill Cosby's Fraznazzle Dazzle Boring White Thing Burger Bar 1 (It's Ironic!) Burger Return Station Crab Juice Dimes for Directions Dr. Breen's Special Reserve Google Is Your Friend Grandma's Buick How to Fake Using the Toilet I HOPE IT RAINS ON YOU IDIOTS Jason's Prison King Harkinian's DINNER Castle Large Novelty Ship Merry-WHY-WON'T-YOU-EXPLODE?! Monorail Tim Mussolini's Milkshakes My Other Log is a Redwood NASBURGER Naming a Coaster:The Experience Not Chinese Food Not a Fries Stall Not a Phallic Symbol Now With 75% Meat Okra House PEE IN ME Panda & Atari All Stars Racing Porcelain Cathedral Put Your Buns Here Quencha DeThirst Rate Limitation Device Rough River Rapid Rotations Stairclimbing Simulator The "Can I Have 2K Guests Yet?" The Last Drink Stand The Part Where He Kills You The Slow, Pathetic Tower. :( Trickle Down Economics --- Banners: THIS IS AMERICA --- Handymen: Dr. Hinkles Handyman ATE Kid With the Power of Heart Liberated North Korean Not Karate Panda Scrubba DeBarf Stink Annihilator Tena DeFlowers The Trash Whisperer Tool to Society --- Mechanics: Bob Dole Boba De'Builder Fired from Home Depot Grease deJoints Little Bill That Guy from Last Time Tighten DeScrews --- Entertainers: Karate Panda Kung-Fu Panda Ninja Panda *** Fiasco Forest *** Park Name: Fiasco Forest --- Rides: BARF IN ME Disappointment, The Experience Dynamite Run Geriatric Cats Life Slide TH3 CO0L FLUMEZZZZzzz THE BIG COOL THING THE BIG WHATEVER THE FUNHANGER MEGADELUXE GRANDE The Grandma Express The Limp Noodle --- Guests: crytome --- Handymen: hypermario silent_sc theswarg --- Mechanics: justicetoall *** Fort Anachronism *** Park Name: The old page is very old --- Rides: PIN the fabric co., Ltd. 'S Limo , 1 cylinder is the best 11-th round 3 weeks, 4. Adds a vertical acceleration. And chocolate Boise Airport Contact your delivery. Crack-Chris Does Not Have A Each bathroom is! Extortion Metalliqus Floating wood Hell, heaven, kids Hezbollah (1) If fertilizer If you are in the room In each library. It's the perfect system. John The Baptist LIGHT-EMITTING DIODE Notice of the payment Parlamak iin gua People'sRepublicOfChina toilet Pizza Revolves the high places Scrabble, metal caskets She a place where the purchase The bathroom. The eggs assault sudden The maze of grass The plug-in the The taste of the water Toilet Turf maze Turn off the highstakes dégradé Well, if you want to add. --- Guests: at the age of 16 --- Handymen: aevic argetbrisingr crzay4321 metal_gear_launches_nukes thehead --- Mechanics: pikawika4444 q1s2 sorayarlarwin willtheekill *** Frightmare Hills *** Park Name: Frightmare Hills --- Rides: Ninja's Coaster of Doooooom 3spooky5me BONESTORM Blueeyedrat's Long Uphill Climb CEDRIC SCOTT'S GIANT WOOD Frightmare Hurls of Curls INFORMATION KIOSK OF DOOM IRS Headquarters SL61's Wild Ride The Don't Slip and Slide Train Simulator: The Ride aesir123's Ride With No Name --- Banners: I Choo choo choose you --- Handymen: cmonbabybabybaby fromatic ghostybloodlust haterage hoplessnoob justmail2456 lordcomradebear luigiblanket msintac oscarcanbuild sethkips shevchenko7cfc traclondon vicsyyy warbio zeosx --- Mechanics: electromite ohbeejay puddlesintherain yunvon --- Security Guards: sapirwhorf *** Fruit Farm *** Park Name: Fruit Farm --- Rides: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLUE FRUIT COASTER THING FRUIT COASTER 2 FRUIT GO ROUND FRUIT HOUSE FRUIT RIDE FRUIT WHEEL Log FRUIT SCRAMBLED FRUIT *** Fun Fortress *** Park Name: Fun Fortress --- Rides: Capsulized Pig Intestines DESPERATION SLIDE DOLPHINS ARE EXCITING Dinky Pink Thing Free $20 Umbrellas Funhanger 2.0 I Swear It Works This Time PANIC! At the Coaster SOMETHING CLEVER ABOUT DOLPHINS Suicidal Fluke THE STREAM BUSTER The "I Promise This Explodes" The Blow Hole The Friction Experience --- Handymen: Scumbag Handyman --- Mechanics: My Little Mechanic --- Security Guards: Protecta DeTrash *** Funtopia *** Park Name: Funtopia 2.0 With MORE FUN! --- Rides: $20 FUNBRELLAS ConFUNluted DeFUNillator FUN Lloyd Wright's House FUNROOM Fun Sound Generator Fun n' Death Fun on a Bun Fun-Putt EXTREME Grandma's Buick Bonanza Reeling in Fun Rotational Fun Generator Scurry at the Speed of Fun! Tears of Joy The FUNeral The FUNissippi River The FUNstrosity The Funhanger Tour de Fun --- Handymen: Fundyman 2 Funman 1 --- Mechanics: FUN RECALIBRATOR Fun De-Breakifier The Fun Fixer *** Future World *** Park Name: Future World --- Rides: Cosmic Debris Shielding Devices Cosmic Glue Derby Ford the River Rapids 1 Fun Free Jello Galactic Gargling Galactic Strolling XR3000 Genericoaster Hydro-Nuclear Waste Fission Hydroaccelerated Waterpark Quantum Twist Stanley Cuberick's Vomit Comet Starbo Neranium The Dirt Observatory The Queue Destroyer Time Travel Unsimulator Too-Lazy-To-Walk-Rail 1 Tubed Meat Byproduct XL7 --- Handymen: Auto Cleanliness Inspector Giant, Sentient Roomba *** Gentle Glen *** Park Name: HEDGEMAZIA --- Rides: :] Believe CASH MONEY Can't Corner Maze Corner Maze 2: The Revenging Corner Maze 3: CORNER STRIKES B Corner Maze 4:MODERN CORNERFARE DLC Maze Dumb Enough For George Harrison's Crazy Mazy I I Ice Ice Mazey Indecision 2012 Maze Line Corner But Not Thing Money Pay THE TIM The Airlock The IQ Test The Labyrinth Zone This To Toll Road WHY ARE YOU RIDING THIS!?!?! Was Wasted You Your *** Geoffrey Gardens *** Park Name: The Neon Vomitorium --- Rides: ? ?? Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Butts from Above FUN CIRCUS ENJOY SUPREME JOY George Harrison's Left Bun Just-Above-Sea-Level-Go-Round Kappa? Logstrocity Neopolitan IceCream Dream Slide QUASAR 20" TV/VCR COMBO 3D Roller Coaster 8 Sherwin Williams Test Canvas TEN CEN TOILETS HAREFDSI DONT:T THE ELTON JOHN FACE THING TRTMPS,"MTWGAGR." The Exit is the Real Ride The Pepto Bismol Express The Underwater Railroad Tim Maze buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo --- Handymen: dallas7174: evandeck evilhom3r: pickl3z reecer6 skybilz: threequarterscrazed yuhup --- Mechanics: charlesketch: q1s2 tacom8 *** Giggle Downs *** Park Name: Giggle Downs --- Rides: THE BUMP The Lump Bathroom 1 Drink Stall 1 Steeplechase 1 Steeplechase 2 Steeplechase 3 Steeplechase 4 THE BUMPHANGER THE FUNHANGER 2.0 SUPREME Why Not? --- Handymen: charlesketch moneymotivation q1s2 --- Mechanics: amanda_hey pikminlover72 psychedelicrev --- Security Guards: hillhome phantomoto2 *** Good Knight Park *** Park Name: Good Knight Park --- Rides: NOBODY GOT IT Coaster 1 The C Section The Island Airlock darhole's Medieval Coaster FUN joey94joel's EXACT-GUESS-O-RIDE vicsyyy's Wacky Path THIJNG --- Guests: Guest 1 Snoop Dogg x10 notchos --- Handymen: calripk coopatroopa77 deadfire813 drophop mcsauce raffypooh saltyjayrad --- Mechanics: omgcookshrimpright rowsdowerandtroy4ever the_angry_scientist --- Entertainers: darzoz *** Grand Glacier *** Park Name: Grand Glacier --- Rides: Bobsled Ross DESPERATION FUNHANGER DESPERATIONTRON Desperation Enterprise Dino Crisis 2: DINOSCARE Glacier Racer Gravity is for the Weak HMS Desperate Hurricane Simulator Iced Coffee Lucasnator Blue-loons Merry-Go-PLEASE-BUY-COFFEE Psycho Railway STOP GETTING LOOOOOST Scramble yo Brains The Floater The Noodly Catastrophe The Peeping Tim The Reverse Death Trap The Stormaholic Cinema The Suislide Tim's Money Miracle Tricera-Golf USS Desperation --- Handymen: batmanincorporated gamerdude42 theresetcounter: twisterlike --- Mechanics: foxtrot200 hypershadow8: turbojesus: xeuorux --- Security Guards: captain_mal *** Harmonic Hills *** Park Name: Harmonic Hills --- Rides: 99Problems but a Boat Ain't One All Around My Hat Dr.Pepper's Lonely <3 Club Soda I Can Bike 500 Miles I Can't Drive 55 Little Deuce Coupe Men With Hats Metapplica Redmau5 Ride Me Maybe Rub-a-Dub-Dubstep Spin-Me-Right-Round The Kiosk Of the Crimson King Who Let the Dogs Out? You Ain't Nothing but a Hot Dog --- Handymen: M.C Handy *** Haunted Harbour *** Park Name: InnerSPACE --- Rides: 150th Field Artillery Regiment Aura-Aura Climber Blackwater Ballons Carlos Marighella hueheuee D:Fuse Dutch baby pancake Ghost Train Guard Glacier RR Matthews Hall (Colorado) Mutual Mobile eXTREEEEEMMMEEEE Nishi-Hitoyoshi Station Nobody's Boy: Remi Nutraloaf Pacific Tigers LOGFLUME Planet Cazmo Roller Corry 1 Scholem Rings The Mouse from H.U.N.G.E.R. Variance gamma process White-cheeked Tody-Flycatcher Woodpecker itty bitty machine company --- Banners: DOLPHIN LAND Just... just don't come down h No, really, there's NOTHING he Please turn back before it's t --- Handymen: kiwisue ru_ru_ru_swag vintage_cole --- Mechanics: eapidgeon vucas *** Heide-Park *** Park Name: Heide-Park --- Rides: "Bounty"-Schiffschaukel "Santa-Maria"-Schiffschaukel A narrow tunnel Alligatoren-Show Aussichtsturm Be flexible Condor D-O-DOUBLE THREE G'S Delphinarium Flipper Floßfahrt Grottenblitz Heide-Park Express Hochbahn Hully-Gully Hybrid art Kaffeetassen-Karussell Kanalfahrt Koggenfahrt Large wheels Latest photos Limit Monorail-Schwebebahn Monza-Rennstrecke Mountain Rafting Märchenfahrt Old 99 Panorama-Turm Pferdekarussell Rainbow Riesenkrake Roter Baron Schweizer Bobbahn Spielplatz This Festival Topspin Weapons of MassDestruction high Wildwasserbahn I Wildwasserbahn II --- Banners: Kinder-Land --- Guests: Super Snoop --- Handymen: ajamafalousify appingo davidk519 oregonbot oxeymoron rickeon sockpuppets tacom8 thelastbeluga xunknownxgamerx --- Mechanics: blitzkrieg_ce darkreaper90 evilhom3r fancytoastfw greyiblackjay homeboyks monotonetim rollercoastermatt tommy_bacon xmyeve *** Hydro Hills *** Park Name: Wikiparkia --- Rides: 2000 in NASCAR Amaro Sibilla Floats Balloon of a Well-Known Gun Battle Baumanskaya Pizzas Cerkljanski Vrh Dynamic Coaster Restoration FIBA Oceania Championship 2003 Fergus Drink Honey to the F(ries Stall) KnowledgeBench The Ride! List of schools in Lithuania Ludza Castle MindPlay Norwegian PC Accelerator Paul Londershausen House Plug-in hybrid-go-round Prime Burger of Vanuatu Samegua District Saturday the Novel THE RIDE The MCCBCHST The Strokes-o-coaster Who Was That Lady? Z-with-a-thing-on-it-uti kamen --- Handymen: Hans-Joachim Heyer Hungry Armadillo Okur Søren Krarup --- Mechanics: Edward Britton --- Security Guards: Dariusz Ko?odziej *** Icarus Park *** Park Name: Icarus Park --- Rides: Zero Gravity Mars Stuff EVERYONE WINS Ride 1 Ferris Wheel's Day Off Human Liquids Go Here Inverted Swinging Spaceship Motion in the Mars Ocean Powdered Tentacles Snoop's Pop, Lock and Drop The Abduction Pit The Cosmonaut Carnival The Escape (Not Really) Pod The House of the Rising Pun The SPACE SHIP HAHahahhahasdh a The Space Pig Dinner kitsunezeta's Spinny Grey Thing p1nkhat+Rickeon Horrible Noodle scudmuffin_'s SPACE TRAIN FUN stormy_knight's RULE BENDER thisisspoofed's Caterpiller Fun xigbclutchix's OrangeadeCoaster Über Dissapointment --- Banners: ESCAPE ROUTE HA HA, JUST KIDDING --- Handymen: cedricscott elwood111 fafnesbane gummybread gwennthered htothetml juvion psyroy rbach22 rpdofficer swordmonster th30neprodigy thisisspoofed --- Mechanics: crunchjaw herotalesix tavroh92 theeyeofbrows --- Security Guards: Space Police --- Entertainers: Space Panda badbestzerguser *** Iceberg Islands *** Park Name: Iceberg Islands --- Rides: Badass Ford's Theater Georgi Asparuhov Stadium John Wilkes Maze Mazebraham Lincoln Stache The tiddl3ywinks "Might Work" Timmaze --- Banners: IT'S A TIE, SHUT UP --- Handymen: captain_mal fragarach htothetml madtaz64 mahchewy pinguino42 popcorncolonel saisschmuck slayermordecai --- Mechanics: agent00x isf_awg_indecisive mattbostelaar sweeeeeeeeeeeet syruptv the_angry_scientist *** Icicle Worlds *** Park Name: Icicle Worlds --- Rides: "Toilet" DAaaaauuuhhg Miniature Railroad 1: THE MOVIE Scrambled Indiana University Splash Attack TAAAAAAAA The Not-Exploder* (*Probably) justshanz's BIG DISAPPOINTMENT mattbostelaar's Funridegame please ride dhesdfg --- Banners: Welcome to New Jerk City --- Guests: BIG LOST JERK III --- Handymen: actown climby codefeenix codeman90 jiffy_fox lazzer010 pinguino42 the_angry_scientist typicalfanboy vucas --- Mechanics: aevic agravice antichibi clyde1500 collinab commanderpepper darkchurchhill evilhom3r fsoccer17 glitchedpig havoc905 isf_awg_indecisive jetpackkoala jsmooth_10 korvmoij lightning55 madtaz64 mrm13d niemesis polygaming scoil13 scoinesy speedbumb0 ststephen2458 the_naysayer thefaintingbear theswizzler tomasbrown31 unstable510 vicsyyy whypeople *** Ivory Towers *** Park Name: The Gentleman's Club --- Rides: Bureaucracy-Go-Round Exotic Safari Adventure Financial Loopholes Frozen Assets Inflated Truffles Kentucky Derby Lord Wellington's Booze Cruise Omelette du Fromage Private Yachts Public School System Rockefeller Rail Royale with Cheese The Chauffeur Experience The Dow Jones Express The Homeless Experience The Private Quarters The Stock Market The Vineyard Tree Tophatter Wall Street Journal White Collar --- Handymen: Alfred Bernie Madoff Donald Trump Jeeves --- Mechanics: 9-5 American Worker Alan Greenspan Hugh Hefner Kaz Hirai Timothy Geitner --- Security Guards: Fiscal Security --- Entertainers: George Harrison *** Jolly Jungle *** Park Name: Awful Alliteration Adventures --- Rides: Can't-See Coaster Crap Canister Leaky Laggy Logs Massive Mahogany Minecarts MonorailTim Phallic Footlong Pricy Parasols Reely Rowdy Romp Stone Surveyer Suicidal Sodas Swinging Ship98988765rfhgky67tr The Tummy Twister Tim's Triumphant Tentacles --- Handymen: Spew Spreader Steve *** Karts & Coasters *** Park Name: "As Seen on TV" Land --- Rides: Big Shitty Slider Station But Wait; There's Floor! Ch-ch-ch-Chairlift! Dual Action Cleanse Extenze Tower Free Credit Report Center Icy Hot Cream Life Alert HQ Mighty Spuddy Oxy Karts Power Juicer Shake Weight: The Ride! ShamWine! Skymall Snuggie Buggy The Big Slapchip The Bigger Slapchip The Magic Bullets The Magic Shack The Round It and Astound It The Tiddy Twister The-Orange-Glo-Round --- Handymen: Barry Scott Billy Mays Mr. Clean Vince Offer --- Mechanics: Anthony Sullivan Bob Villa --- Security Guards: Billy Blanks Chuck Norris --- Entertainers: Ron Popanda *** Katie's Dreamland *** Park Name: Thumb This Park Up and Favorite --- Rides: BILLY MAZE HERE! Balloon Base Alpha (Football!) Buffering Circle Chocolate Train Double Rainbow, Across the Sky Double Rainbow, All the Way EPIC BOBSLED FAIL!!! Epic Meal Time Evil Golpher Chair Lift Evolution of Dance: The Ride Gravity Cat Is Not Amused HYDRO KIDS, HYDRO WIFE I Wonder What's for Dinner I'm on a Boat Leave a Comment! Let's Play Need For Speed Misleading Thumbnail: The Ride POWERTHIRST! RickRollercoaster Sorry, This Ride is Private Terms of Service This Account is Suspended Totally Not a Screamer Which Seat Can I Take? YOU ARE A PIRATE YouTube Poop --- Guests: Magellan --- Handymen: DaxFlame Household Hacker Philip DeFranco Ray William Johnson --- Mechanics: "Will It Blend?" Man KipKay --- Security Guards: DMCA Officer The Cyber Police *** Leafy Lake *** Park Name: YOU WILL DIE TURN BACK NOW --- Rides: Clear Your Schedule Express Dimes for Dumps Dimes for Dumps 2 Dumps for Dimes Free* Useless Flyers! I Scream for Diabetes NASCAM NASCAM Part 1 NASCARE NASMAZE NASTRAIN Nastrain 2: Welcome to Speed Nobody Will Ride That Potato-y Salt SCAM FRIES That Might be "Liquid" The Budget Buster Wooden Up Down Thing 2! --- Guests: Cyrus86 Hankypantsmcgee --- Handymen: Betty White Cleana De'Park Dr. Klenex Han D. Mann Sweepa Datrash --- Mechanics: Fixy Spannerman NASlave Repairman-man-man-man-man-man --- Security Guards: Blast Hardcheese Manfat Hardface --- Entertainers: Charlie Sheen Mr. Junk in the Trunk Mr. PANDAMONIUM *** Lightning Peaks *** Park Name: Magical Mystery Land --- Rides: Across the Universe An EXTREME Day's Night Blue Jay Way Dizzy Miss Fizzy Don't Let Me Drown Don't Pass Me Fry Drink for Yourself Drive My Car Golden Spirals Here Comes the Runs Here, There and Everywhere It Won't Be Log Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Ob-La-3 Ob-La-D Paperback Wiper Paul McKartney Revolution ATE Ringo-Round Sgt. Jerry's Ice Cream Sgt. Salt n' Pepper's Fries She's So Hungry Twist N Shout You're Gonna Lose That Hurl --- Guests: I BURIED PAUL Nowhere Man --- Handymen: Pete Best Yoko Ono --- Mechanics: Doctor Robert Paul McChanic --- Entertainers: Mean Mr. Mustard *** Magic Quarters *** Park Name: Philips CDi Extravaganza --- Rides: Call of Duty Brown Ops Duke Nukem Forever Express Hat Fortress Mario is Swinging Sonic '06 Kidney Puncher Superman 64 Walk of Philosophical Fortitude Wand of Gamelon WorldBasketballManager Go Round *** Mega Park *** Park Name: Mega Park --- Rides: THE DEATH COASTER MKV *** Megaworld Park *** Park Name: Megaworld Park --- Rides: Viper 3D Cinema Avalanche Batflyer Batty Bikers Big Bug Big Wheel Boomerang Bumper Boats Bumper Cars Canoes Car Ride Cyclone Falls of Terror Gallopers Go Karts Hedge Maze Helter-Skelter Log Flume Manic Mine Ride Manic Mouse Merry-Go-Round Mini Cars Monorail Monorail Shuttle Motion Simulator PARK RATING OVER 700 KARTS Pirate Ship Power Tower Purple Peril Raging Rapids Rickety Rocket Rio Grande Railway Rocking Rotaboat Rotting Lumber Rowing Boats Runaway Mine Train Shockwave Skyride Spinner Steeplechase (Lane 1) Steeplechase (Lane 2) Swans That Thing We Already Did The Funhanger Thunder Mountain Thunderlooper Tootles Trucks Tower of Terror Twisted Sisters (1) Twisted Sisters (2) Vampire Viewing Tower Water Tricycles --- Handymen: bobvanhallen dubiousrhino hobox10 kurinevair neboh420 somemagi teardrop503 *** Mel's World *** Park Name: Melvin's World --- Rides: +1 Energy +1 Knowledge 2Pi Radians 9.8 m/s Is for Squares Beryllium Boron Carbon Chess Club Fundraiser Circular Slabs of Cow Flourine Golden Ratio Guaranteed* No Swirlies H2WOAH Hydration Station Inertia Generator Large Guest Collider Lithium Mobius Ride NERD PANIC ATTACK ARJbeakughj34 Neon Newton's Fourth Law Nitrogen Oxygen POOP PLACEOH GOD HELP ME Pocket Protector Tester The Asthma Attack --- Handymen: Dude McBrohansen Gym Teacher High School Bully --- Mechanics: Bill Nye Edison Einstein Newton Tesla --- Security Guards: Dungeon Master Pocket Protector *** Micro Park *** Park Name: Micro Park --- Rides: Disappointment: The Ride Mini-Go-Round Pico Golf Sp4ce R1ngZ 2 XTREME 3D1T1ON The Good Enough The Icarus The Path to Disappointment The What Transaction --- Guests: kameksmas --- Handymen: cannibulcake darhole regansmash33 rickeon shrubby_ --- Mechanics: argetbrisingr pinguino42 --- Security Guards: popcorncolonel --- Entertainers: sizzick *** Millennium Mines *** Park Name: Press Start to Play --- Rides: 3DO: The Ride Atari 5200: The Experience Atari Jaguar: The Ride Balloon Fight CD-i: The Ride Console Wars Crazy Taxi DLC Devil May Fry Enclosed Instruction Book FOLLOW THE TRAIN, CJ Falcon Punch GameStop Gin Force Gemini Gizmondo: The Ride Liquid Snake Luigi's Mansion Mario Kong Racing Theft USA Monkey Island: The Experience N-Gage: The Ride NIKO, MY COUSIN! Obligatory Water Level Red Ring of FUN! San Francisco Flush Sega: The Ride Spirit Tracks Twisted Metal Virtual Boy: The Ride Wind Waker: The Experience --- Banners: READY TO DROP SOME CRAZY MONEY --- Guests: Chris Sawyer Tim Schafer Will Wright --- Handymen: Luigi Solid Rake --- Mechanics: Mario Red Engineer --- Security Guards: Imperial Guard --- Entertainers: Gabe Newell *** Mineral Park *** Park Name: Mineral Park --- Rides: Big Enough for Both of Us Bison Burger Caulk the Wagon Hang 'em High Luck of the West Smelly Spitoon Snake River Crossing Someone Poisoned the Water Hole There's a Snake in my Boot Trouble at the 'ole Barrel Mill You're My Favorite Deputy --- Guests: Shane --- Handymen: scythertr smiling_sphere --- Mechanics: cozmo300 joleoizz *** Mystic Mountain *** Park Name: Thom Yorke's Funland --- Rides: A Top-View Irony Machine Circular-Depressive-Theme Conformist Information Darkroom in Motion Farmer's Market Potato Sticks Get Hipster Runoff Depository It Just My Other Car is a Fixie Bike Organic Dairy-Free Soy Shack Pabst Blue Ribbon Post-Ironic Coastercore Prius Test Drive Space Zombies Tentacle Alpha The Indieground Railroad The Triangle The Vinyl Lounge There's a Starbucks at the End Thick Rimmed Glasses Booth Wouldn't You You Still Don't Get It --- Guests: Slave to Conformity --- Handymen: Corporation Slave --- Mechanics: Free Trade Volunteer --- Entertainers: Elephant Panda Roman Tiger *** Nevermore Park *** Park Name: Nevermore Park --- Rides: $40 Umbrellas Brakhats Cars Gone Wild 2: Rear Ends G-Force Delight I'm Feeling Lucky I-Dont-Wanna-Go-Round Mr. Bones' Wild Mine Neck Brace Not Included Night at the Coasterseum One Tree Hill Reely Surprised It Didn't Suck The "Only Crashed Once!" The "Outta Money" Slide The Baconator The Gimme The Island Airlock --- Handymen: baconstr1ps cordless_robot darhole dtfoldladies gaiusterminus htothetml justye213 lolzwafflez minibug1021 phantomoto2 psychedelicrev rawrkinz seanight tati502 theprimerib xelectriczzgaming yimyames zerro0713 --- Mechanics: dallas7174 datjoey eleganttern shadownami92 tamar_socialite the_angry_scientist *** Octagon Park *** Park Name: Octagon Park --- Rides: Biggie Stalls Grandma's Buick King of the Pretzels MDickie's Autobiography Station Octagon Park's Sewage System ROWEler Coaster Race to the Glue Factory Reel Time Roller Coaster 2 Taste of DNA The Armasleddon This Ride is Junk big ride thing it's 3am oh god --- Banners: But have fun! :) If you ride this. You will probably die --- Guests: Magellan --- Handymen: deadfire813 hypershadow8 joo1064 kev0n05 psyson24 shaper --- Mechanics: bl0cks gooseflesh *** Pacific Pyramids *** Park Name: www.ThemePark.com --- Rides: 2 Girls 1 Cone 4Chan 56k Dial Up A Series of Tubes (No Dumping) A+++ EXCELLENT EBAYER!!!!! DDoS Attack De-Motivation Coaster DeviantKART GeoCities ICanHazCheezeburger? Lemon(ade) Party Line Rider Press F5 to Reload Speedtest.net The Cloud The Pirate Bay: The Experience This Is Why You're Fat Too Long; Didn't Ride Tumblr WikiLeaks Wikipedia --- Banners: An Appeal from Jimmy Whales An Appeal from Jimmy Whales An Appeal from Jimmy Whales In Memory of Sen. Ted Stevens My God, what have I done?! --- Guests: Cleverbot --- Handymen: CCleaner Jeeves Norton --- Mechanics: Al Gore Steve Wozniak --- Security Guards: DRM MPAA RIAA --- Entertainers: Tay Zonday Tourettes Guy *** Pacifica *** Park Name: Pacifica --- Rides: bieksalent's TWISTY thing 2 Trains 1 Trax COOL UO DOWN DOWNTHING Conquest of the Feeling of Mr. Dragon Coaster Z FREE* BALLOON! Gorillagan's Island Set Tour Gorilligan's IslandDressingRoom International Ride of the Nacho Statistically (un)SAFE THE BENCH PRESSER TIM'S FACE The Absurdatory The Golf in the Shell The Tokyo Tower Unnecessarily Located Sphinx ba-moneymotivation-oons elidoudly's PINK MONSTROSITY vucas's FUNBOAT JOYRIDE --- Banners: EAT ME READ THESE SIGNS THIS WILL KILL YOU TURN BACK YOU WILL DIE UNSAFE RIDE AHEAD --- Handymen: 1trillion bodybuildingsteroidabuser cfirth crunchjaw cynicalokie drugsaregood420 elalya skipperki2 taahamahdi --- Mechanics: egg1111115 madtaz64 mephastus thompythonx wryght yaakov22 --- Entertainers: aplesuace the Gorilla dj the Lady Gorilla ourania1827 the Gorilla *** Paradise Pier 2 *** Park Name: Big Pier MCXVII: THE BEGINNING --- Rides: BADAAAAaaaaaaaaa Efluxz Wheel 1 FUNHANGER 2 DUELING THING Fries Stall 2 Funhanger MK: XVIIWHCMsdf Lame-0 Candy Mistertastyy Coaster 1 Red White and Blue Flume Scrambled Treddy101 Tf2maybe Hire The "This'll Probably Crash" The Slanty Shanty The Swirley Thinktank1's House Tim's House Turfy-Go-Round 1 aarrmmoo99 necroterra's 7.00 cool thing vicsyyy Flume --- Handymen: armoteam clyde1500 dicedlemming foxtrot200 hannycow: kseinc87: mrgurth1: --- Mechanics: jonnybag514 senkrad5 *** Pickle Park *** Park Name: Pickle Park --- Rides: P PP PPP PPPP PPPPP PPPPPP PPPPPPP PPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Palate Pleaser Pant Pisser Passive Pillar Perspiration Proclamation Pillared Plunge Please Pay Pennies Potential Paralysis Puke Producer Pulsating Something Purchase Pricey Products,Please Pythagorean Plaza Scrambled whatever The P Slide The Patty Producer The People Pleaser The Pink Pussycat The Precarious Plummet The Pun Panger --- Guests: crystalbeauty darzoz hailtocarnage moop547 popcorncolonel raggor1 timekeepsonslippin --- Handymen: bones313 faol23 fireman2555 ksuno rand__althor --- Mechanics: actown pr0spect0r schnee_wittchen shaz182 *** Pleasure Island *** Park Name: Pleasuregon Island --- Rides: Blander Hire FUZZY JUNK STALL Free* Toilets (*Not Free) French onyominomas Impending Death Insaneyeti's Train Wreck Lazzer010-oons McTreddy101 MonorailTim R-R-R-R-REMIX GO ROUND The Virginia evil_dildo coolalden32's Teamwork Coaster lousifur's COOL STORE HUT PLACE lumpwimp's Whiplash Whirlwind morkums's "only crashed 4x!" rablaze25's Twisty UpDown Thing tininsteelian Corkscrew Thing --- Banners: :) :) :) Happy, full lives. :) In fact, those 16 people are l Welcome to the best ride ever Where 16 people DID NOT DIE --- Guests: BIG LOST JERK JR. --- Handymen: armyofphara0hs commanderpepper fiendqt forestm4n giggagor haxinjackson lousifur mephastus slashsp smiling_sphere t_swift13 theresetcounter thinktank1 tininsteelian westside20 --- Mechanics: about45scissormans dra6o0n gussy1z raddyroro slowcomputerguy theloudfart xboxrulz56 --- Security Guards: cfirth condensate gollum80 *** Rainbow Valley *** Park Name: Hippie Havens --- Rides: Acid Monsoon Beef Biproduct Capitalist Playhouse Circle of Peace Compost Bin Fair Trade Fries Free Love, Unfree Umbrellas Fresh Filtered Urine Recycler George Harrison's Silly Fluff Grateful Dead Memorial Speedway Ozone Penetrator Reduce, Reuse, Ride! Scrambled Tofu Stairway to... I Can't Remember The Drippy Hippie The Love Boat Whirled Peace Wildlife Genocide Devices Woodstock: The Ride --- Guests: Sokolov --- Handymen: Al Gore Moonbeam --- Mechanics: Slave to Industry --- Entertainers: Jimi Hendrix Tree Hugger *** Razor Rocks *** Park Name: Razor Rocks --- Rides: ....why???? Bumper Cars 1 COOL EXPLOSIONS Circus Show Go Round Day Old Bagels Gum Land Hi-5 And Your Next Ride is Free How? It's pink? Maybe diet? Michael Bay Simulator Poutine Reel Americans Sorta Meat? Soylent Green is COASTERS?! The Egyptian Garbage Bump The Morning Shower The Right Side Up Apartment Whiplash --- Banners: Don't go this way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look man, I'm just... really s Please turn back. URurughg --- Handymen: fiendqt haxinjackson hypershadow8: jaewulf meseetea123 sageofthelibra: --- Mechanics: insanemid: khalleb: madeofglass14: *** Roman Village *** Park Name: Roman Village --- Rides: Baba O' Railey Bill O' Railley Bow DON'T EXTREME-O-RAIL ICE ICE CREAMY Monoswirl RIDE Rail Road THESE The #YOLOrail The Adderail The Advil Adventure The Batmanorail and Robin The Excedrin Express The Not-rail-thing GO AWAY The Scamrail The Stereoturn The Triturn The Tylenol Train --- Guests: Greg Mr. Smiles *** Rotting Heights *** Park Name: Rotting Heights --- Rides: 1 Set of Clothing Bad Water Brown Balloons Browner Balloons Donner Dogs Funhanger 2 Ice Cholera Matt's General Store Snake River Crossing Soda Springs Steady Pace The Desperation Coaster The Funhanger The Snakebite Spiral Trail is Impassable *** Arid Heights *** Park Name: Arid Heights --- Rides: This Semester *** Southern Sands *** Park Name: Southern Sands --- Rides: "dark night" by S. Tranger ASL brand Root Beer CurvyBabeMagenta78's House Drunk-As-Shit-Go-Round Head Gloves Mind Eraser Purecoin's Dangly Ride Thing Regular Cheese In-and-Out Rocky Road That one drink with the lemons The ASL Flume The Delightful Dino Experience The Land Before Pizza The Letdown The MinxxyTouch78 EXPERIENCE The Secret JHottricksily Flume The Small Intestine Grand Prix Tim - The Ride country back.road idk voroshsc's Hats --- Banners: amferro2's Puke Corner --- Handymen: amferro2 boukendreamer defcon316 doctor_science itzmattxd jarfbro l0g4nx ralphe_ rodneycandle smiling_sphere the_angry_scientist thek9bite --- Mechanics: codefeenix goldberg88 tcronck twekr wryght --- Security Guards: dzeric immersion28 poolscott suddenkill99 zacmac1997 *** Southern Sands *** Park Name: Southern Sands --- Rides: A AmeriCANs Americola Amerinade Big Al's DinoBlaster Burger King Closed Ford Assembly Plant D E E FREE GO ROUJND FREE SHIPNG FREE-D CINEMA FUNLIFT G$0 Karts I Lincoln's Log Flume McDonalds N NOT DESPERATION TOWER O P R S Sonic T The Border Patrol The Freedomizer The Louisiana Purchase 5000 The Manifest Destiny The Rocking Chair The Rocking-er Chair The Stagflation Wendy's White Castle --- Handymen: bl0cks dependence eyeto3 hidingthesausage kurinevair mrgreatape mrm13d purevvebbster vicsyyy zerro0713 --- Mechanics: boukendreamer broghantaylor erraticlucid fitulose hinkles megam64 puraquaa thewolf31197 *** Sprightly Park *** Park Name: Sprightly Park --- Rides: Halitosis Haunted Train Shooting Starr The Great White Thing --- Handymen: Bob Johnson Handybro Man Guy Handyman 13 Jimbo Regis Fill-Bin Scrubba D'Puke Sweepa DeTrash *** Sunny Swamps *** Park Name: Sunny Swamps --- Rides: LAME FLUME PLEASE COME TO MY PARK :( admirzay12's Tower stevecoolz's house zakiller07's House --- Handymen: esahcb jdate2 somenerd zakiller07 --- Mechanics: chaoticgrowth zpicklemaniac *** Swamp Cove *** Park Name: Jimbo Whales Funland --- Rides: List of programs broadcast by N Apples from Regions of Slovakia Bellanca Pacemaker Callawayasaurus Cheeky Angel Daniel Kane (mathematician) Dexter Dichbach Elton John's... ...Wiki Article GWR River Class J. Russel Robinson Marina Joseph Werner, THE RIDE Kalateh-ye Mazar Apples List of postalcodes in Pakistan Lithornis nasi Market Estate Moll Flanders Nannophrys marmorata Richard "Hat" Wroughton Rapids Saint-Pierre-de-Salerne's Cream Sinister Tetrindole The Jeff Fassero Drop Westwater --- Guests: Mark Finch --- Handymen: giggagor mrm13d + locust4500 theholypotato white_rhino_pso --- Mechanics: collinab hypershadow8 kisame1011 *** Terror Town *** Park Name: Terror Town --- Rides: Aaahh!!! Real Motion! Excitement: 6 6 6 Ghost Story Kiosk #1 Human Flesh Dispenser Kim Jong Un's Sweet 6-scream Mazebraham Lincoln One Foot in the Grave Pizza Stall 1: Kinect Capable REALLY Haunted House 1 Ride w/ a Scary Name that Spins SpookyJuice Steve Train Terrorsaurus Rex The Boneyard The Cranium Crusher The House of Doooooooooom The Little Stall of Horror Zombie Lincoln's Wild Ride gamerdude42's THING FUNJOY RIDE kodaxrox's SCARY RIDE THING --- Banners: Note: The excitement of "Excit --- Guests: Ghost of Dzeric's Past --- Handymen: boxfat buck_laughn dzeric elliwood7 kornudo krauseritter medicaldemoman n0sh0 --- Mechanics: hussatron iamkillax nshadd2455 phoenixdown603 --- Security Guards: lessonzero --- Entertainers: yuki3056 *** Three Monkeys Park *** Park Name: Three Monkeys Park --- Rides: 100% Not Panda Meat Anticipation Simulation Curly Desk of Useless Info Dr. Zoom's Non-Exciting Rockets Funhanger 2.ATE High-Five G'sus Human Centrifuge Jersey Shore Larry Moe Mr. Floppykins Memorial Coaster Not a Maze, Really Our Lawyers > Your Lawyers Probably* Safe (*Not Safe) SOUL TRAIN The Obigatory Waterfall The Up Down Up Down When I'm 64 (MPH) Zoon Sodas --- Handymen: HandyBarf Pusha DeBroom --- Mechanics: Dr. Zoom Repairman Man*6 *** Thunder Rock *** Park Name: ThEm3 Park --- Rides: Ask Jeremy Ass Creed: Constipation DLC Umbrellas Here DOODELYDOODLEYDOO E3 Swag Epic Flail, Now on Kinect! FLAMETHROWER JUST BECAUSE Little Big Pizza Luigi's Mansion 2 Motion Controller Bandwagon Need For Speed: The Bump Nintendo's Online Strategy Skyrim: THE EXPERIENCE Skyward Sword Space Rings HD Collection The Hope Raiser (Now on Kinect) The Meaning of Insanity U Wii Ubisoft Conference VITAmin Drinks --- Guests: Jeremy --- Handymen: Ice-T Mr. Caffeine --- Mechanics: Reggie Reggie Mk. II Shiggy --- Entertainers: LET'S GO BOWLING *** Thunder Rocks *** Park Name: Thunder Rocks --- Rides: 8bit_bass's Thunder ROCKER Allt Penycoed Stream Section Amadeus-Go-Round III Armadillosoup Golf 1 General Zho's Coffee Coffee Mount Zion Methodist Church Not-Covering-Kidnapped-Guest THE FUNHANGER MK.MXVIII The Clippee The Clipper Thunder Rock Chairlift Tim's House Valachi Hearings,THE EXPERIENCE charlesketch's Black Ride Thing hahHAHAH SPAM holytemplar's Budget Funride pyxxchat's Vertical Thing rand__althor's RIDE FUN JOY rollercoastermattGuessesTooMuch schofie9x's Half Good/Half Crap --- Guests: BIG LOST JERK --- Handymen: angelicblight blitzafox davidk519 dzeric holytemplar nike4life rrnate saucy25000 sickskillz99 the_waren --- Mechanics: amadeus484 armyofphara0hs evil_dildo g0dly_powers mcsauce r3d5kull vucas wemories *** Thunderstorm Park *** Park Name: Link'n Park --- Rides: The Railway of Ages BEN DINNER GREAT SEA ADVENTURE Happy Mask Shop JabuJabu's Belly THE EXPERIENCE King of Red Lions Milk Bar Ride of Storms Skyloft Elevator Something Something Tingle The Sighforce The Water Temple Toilet Princess Zelda Kiosk 1 --- Handymen: Ankle David Jr. Knuckle Tingle --- Mechanics: Dampe *** Tiny Towers *** Park Name: Tiny Towers --- Rides: BAD CARS RRGHGH King of the Lombards Meow Meow Drive Up Meow-Meow-Go-Round Terry Fawles Memorial Coaster tjk11's REALLY EXPENSIVE RIDE --- Handymen: lionman0 wailordkip --- Mechanics: crocbox intencemuffin *** Forest Frontiers *** Park Name: Forest Frontiers --- Guests: NOT VERY BRIGHT TOILETMASTER *** Trinity Islands *** Park Name: Kappa Kappa Kappa --- Rides: BROskin Robins Beer Factor Brahminoes Bro-Cones Bro-Ho-Ho! Brocrastination Brosiedon: The Experience Broski's Brews Bumper Bros College Debt Simulator Engineering Major: The Ride EngineeringMajor: The Aftermath Fake ID Emporium Free* BROchures Frozen Beer Ice Cream BROnes Late Night Beer Run Merry-Bro-Round Slice of Pi Student Book Store The Greek Tragedy The Porcelain Throne --- Banners: (No Relation to the KKK) --- Handymen: Overworked RA Mk. II --- Mechanics: Fire Code Inspector It's Cool Bro, I Got This *** Urban Jungle *** Park Name: Urban Jungle --- Rides: A Walk of Life B-B-B-B-BATHROOM BONESTORM Blossom Bubbles Buttercup COFFEE RE-EDUCATION CAMP Gravioli IT'S FINE... SOMETIMES Merry-Go-Whatever 1 SPACE MOUSE RAIDERS Tim's House YUM YM GOOF YUM YUJMIZZA You Must Eat THIS MUCH To Ride butt --- Banners: COFFEE IS GOOD DON'T RIDE ME DRINK ME DRINK ME DRINK ME DRINK ME RIDE ME --- Handymen: angelicorexx lonelykangta pinguino42 tenumi the_angry_scientist wryght --- Mechanics: aplesuace daghly krissykickasscoolcat tacom8 --- Security Guards: tyger669 *** Urban Park *** Park Name: Urban Park --- Rides: A Tight Fit Because it Fits Cul-De-Sac Attack Potato Logs Septic Sodas Sububurger THE CRAP WHEEL The "How Did This Work?" The Neighborhood Watch The Peeping Tim The Roundabout The Shady Slice The Suburbanator Traffic Jam --- Handymen: calripk lexaion:^I pineapplewill wileyjt yuhup --- Mechanics: lucasnator2 --- Security Guards: darzoz mayor_bee titicus *** Utopia Park *** Park Name: Elton John Land --- Rides: BUY MY $20 UMBRELLAS :( Circle of Life Elton John Ate Here Elton John's Heels Elton's John George Harrison's Desert Rider Goodbye Yellow Maze Road Madman Across the Water Rocket Man THE BLOODTHIRSTY CYCLEPATH The "Pot of Gold" ThisTrainDon'tStopThereAnymore XXxxXx ThE rUn4wAy 7r4iN XXxxXx --- Guests: Caroline No. Guy Taking a Shower Kyler pietastesokay --- Handymen: allyrae531 eapidgeon jyatt loon3y6 --- Mechanics: xxjusthatinxx --- Security Guards: lucasnator2 *** Venus Ponds *** Park Name: Venus Ponds --- Rides: "It's a Coaster" BAD DAD CAB Death's Face: TheBobsledCoaster Egg Foo Yung General Tsower Happy Toilet. :) Long Flume Ocean of Lake Jet Skis Roller Coaster 3 Seafood Soup for Two Soy Sauced THE MIIIIND sweeper The Beserker Barage The Eggdrop Something The Eggroller The Panda Expressway The Pu Pu Platter The Sweet and Sour Coaster Totally Safe* (*Maybe) --- Handymen: baneslug bl0cks chahlz doombacon duke_needles jarhead402011 joedolca karmacapmers morganfshirley phoenixdown603 pinguino42 smirks1 sonickitsune ssmarku --- Mechanics: darzoz edthenerd marknutt97 *** Vertigo Views *** Park Name: Vertigo Views --- Rides: Coaster Debris Protection Corkscrew You Cotton Standy Dodge Thems Don't Dodge Thems Frankenstorm GURMETKORN GelatinJoyride(Mostly Harmless) Hyper Coaster 1 Internal Adjuster Muhbuhtuh's Coaster Guess Thing Party Tunnel Pay 2 Pee REALLY GOOD COFFEE Ragtime Saucers Ripoff Rapids Scrambled Organs Shirt Srtall adfhsdf Swing Vote THE GHOST MAKERRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr The Existential Crisis The Little Oval That Couldn't The Uphill Battle Tim's Slurps --- Banners: By entering this line FOR THE COLOR PALLET IT'S ALSO TWO BUCKS It's YOUR fault. :) OF A LIFETIME PREPARE YOURSELF READ THE FOLLOWING SIGNS BACKW You agree that if you die --- Guests: chuurch crod2006: --- Handymen: dmill2010: falconblazer geordie_daz: jynsing rainbowbowser reecer6 --- Mechanics: attoffy09; cm_punkforchamp drunknninjas --- Entertainers: buddy20004 *** Volcania *** Park Name: Volcania --- Rides: A-Merry-Can AMERICA AMERICA CANS AMERICA DOGS Bobbymcbob's BIG CHEATING RIDE Creeper Maze Thing Sorta Effrontery's GOOD GUESS RIDE Island Airlock Kinda Kanada? Please eat me. :( Simba+Blaze's Mouse Ride FunJoy Stairway to Kiosk Syrup Emporium THE AMERICAN CAN joemoney_3's BIG DISAPPOINTMENT --- Guests: crucialo mrm13d: --- Handymen: batmanincorporated: defcon316 fnullerbasse: sonickitsune thirdscenario: tri_cat: twisterlike: whatdonow: --- Mechanics: fiendqt: madderinjo --- Security Guards: perennialhero *** Wacky Warren *** Park Name: Wacky Warren --- Rides: Crooked Tower Cycle Bobo Railway INSERT COASTER NAME HERE Merry-Go-Speed-Run Names for Stuff REALLY GOOD RIDE THING Shaboopi Coaster Splinter Fingers The Reset Coaster What if Zelda was a girl? crunchjaw: What's all this abou --- Guests: Mr. Rogers --- Handymen: multitonetim rocker95 slowcomputerguy sonickitsune zerofrosting --- Mechanics: deshont pinguino42 --- Security Guards: Crooked Cop 1 Crooked Cop 2 Crooked Cop 3 Crooked Cop 4 *** Whispering Cliffs *** Park Name: Whispering Cliffs --- Rides: Minty Bleach STORM RAIDING MICE THEATER CO Suds The Clothesline The Dry Cleaner The Fabric Softener The Laundromat The Lint Trap The Lost Sock The Not -So-Death Machine The Quick Dry The Rinse Cycle The Soiled Undies The Steam and Press The Thrilling Spin Cycle!!!!!!! The Tumble Dry Wash Instructions --- Banners: BRIGHT SMILES :D --- Guests: Nathan727 bingotrousers kisame1011 lazzer010 lob31 sonickitsune twisterlike --- Handymen: clyde1500 justmail2456 --- Mechanics: astronomygoon pinguino42 *** Woodworm Park *** Park Name: Woodworm Park --- Rides: 12.7 BalloonSlug BionicFunion Dr. Kappar FUN LOG FLUME PLZ COME TO PARK FailFish FrankerZ FryerZ Kappa Kappa Cola Krappa Lethal Candy Mappa Maze Face Z (nospace) New Twitch Layout PiSSSsss SpinWaker The Stop n' Drop Twitch Directory Volcania Reel WoodWaker --- Handymen: chill_f2d darhole kelemvoruber synergyflow theresax13 --- Mechanics: raine173 raynor_ex walkerloaf